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Just before grilling or roasting your meat cuts or vegetables, sprinkle over some Cannibal All Purpose Spice and taste the savory flavor it brings. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eJust a dash of it transforms even soups and stews to the next level of flavor. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNobody wants meat without seasoning. Our Cannibal Spice is hand-crafted with a rich blend of flavors, we put our mind, body, and soul into each bottle. Once you taste the smooth yet bold flavor, you'll be pleased knowing you're helping family and friends in such a succulent way. This is an all-purpose seasoning so put it on anything and everything, except loved ones. 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Amazing on poultry, fish, pork, and all things fruits \u0026amp; veggies, even cocktail drinks. For any dish you want to pack a punch, this is the perfect seasoning you’ll need.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Grill Your As* Off","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48722907398386,"sku":"HA CRISPY","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0696\/4369\/8418\/files\/crispys-mango-habanero-129845.webp?v=1770386056"},{"product_id":"donkey-dongs","title":"Donkey Dongs","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWell, these dongs are little but they have big personalities. There’s one side dish that is a must on your spread. Have a taste of the perfect pickle that has the right amount of sweet, salty, sour, and spiciness all in one bite. Our Donkey Dongs offer a tangy and refreshing nice crisp perfect for snacks, dips, and burgers. Made with the best cucumbers and jalapenos delicately packed in a zesty \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" title=\"Glossary\" href=\"https:\/\/grillyourassoff.com\/pages\/glossary#brining\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ebrine\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, this jar is fresh packed for a great crunch!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Grill Your As* Off","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48722909888754,"sku":"HA DDONGS","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0696\/4369\/8418\/files\/DonkeyDongsSweetFirePickles.webp?v=1770386177"},{"product_id":"fire-chief-hot-sauce","title":"Fire Chief Hot Sauce","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNobody knows heat like the fire chief. Solid heat with massive flavor. Get ready for some savory spice brought by Fire Chief Hot Sauce. Made with a pure extensive array of peppers and spices, Fire Chief will bring the flavor with just enough heat to make all your recipes have an extra oomph.  With all the flavor you want plus all the heat you need, this sauce has you covered. Amazing on Tacos, burgers, pizza, eggs, and veggies. 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This all-purpose grill rub is carefully crafted to make beef, pork, chicken, or even grilled veggies pop with flavor.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUse Gunpowder as an all-purpose grill rub on everything from brisket, steak, and ribs to chicken wings and vegetables. Rub it on before smoking or grilling, or sprinkle it on sides like corn on the cob or roasted potatoes for an extra kick. Its unique dark color and smoky aroma are guaranteed conversation starters at any BBQ. In short, Gunpowder is a no-nonsense, all-natural, veteran-owned grilling seasoning that adds bold taste and a striking black crust to every dish.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Grill Your As* Off","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48722915295474,"sku":"HA GUN","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0696\/4369\/8418\/files\/gunpowder-steak-brisket-seasoning-936226.webp?v=1770392769"},{"product_id":"hellfire-honey-habanero-bbq-sauce™","title":"Hellfire Honey Habanero Bbq Sauce™","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSweet and tangy with a slow burn at the end, Hellfire Honey Habanero \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/grillyourassoff.com\/pages\/glossary#barbeque-sauce\" title=\"Glossary\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eBBQ Sauce\u003c\/a\u003e delivers a bold flavor in every drop. 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This brown sugar, chipotle pepper mix will be sweet right as it hits your tongue followed up with the perfect amount of heat to make this your new staple in the spice cabinet. Season it generously on pork ribs, shoulders, roasts, bellies, or tenderloin, and make these pork cuts sing with the sweet and savory flavor combination of spices in one dry rub. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Grill Your As* Off","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48722920898802,"sku":"HA INFIDEL","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0696\/4369\/8418\/files\/infidel-pork-rub-125930.webp?v=1770399232"},{"product_id":"m26-lemon-pepper","title":"M26 Lemon Pepper","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePresenting our M26 Lemon Pepper Seasoning – a culinary masterpiece themed by the iconic M26 hand grenade (nicknamed the \"Lemon Grenade\"). 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The search for a flavorful dip is over, this Ranch Dip will fulfill all your dipping needs. Enjoy with family and friends, or keep it to yourself (hey, no judgment here!).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGet yours NOW!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Grill Your As* Off","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48722927026418,"sku":"HA RANCH-1","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0696\/4369\/8418\/files\/ranch-dip-993382.webp?v=1770401029"},{"product_id":"rangers-reapers-roasted-salsa","title":"Rangers Reapers Roasted Salsa","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEmbark on a scorching mission with our \"Rangers Reapers Roasted Salsa\" – a fiery fusion that pays homage to the daring Army Rangers and the explosive Carolina Reaper peppers. 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